Some dogs have terrible pee…

Me  and martin and bug were walking home the other night and we saw this! On a hot summer’s evening…!!!

Some dogs have REALLY powerful pee.

RE-SPECT!

I go to a fancy BBQ and all I get is a ride on a swing with a strange girl….

And then all the other dogs pile in…

Martin KEEPS going on about this…so I promised I would help out.

YAWN!!!

He’s making that silly photo book on dogs in cars (doesn’t make any sense) and he’s trying to get people to watch this video to see if they want to get a copy…

A terrible day in the sun!

I know all you humans enjoy the sun but us hairy ones don’t!

So no need to get excited and dress us up….we are not amused…

Woof!

Hi Moose! My name is Louie and I’m a mini schnauzer too! Me and my sister, Lola, live in Plymouth (http://manupandpullyourpantsdown.tumblr.com/post/23140368494). My master wrote to you once before on facebook, but now I’m getting another one of the people who feeds me to say hi on here. Love the blog, want to see even more pictures though!

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MOOSE SAYS: Hi Louie, thanks for writing. love the name of the blog you are on. Have you pulled down your pants recently? Bet you have! I know, I shoudl send more pictures. Martin’s been ignoring me a bit recently!

From a Bookstore Schnauzer

Dear Moose,

My mom’s writing this for me because I went to The Vet yesterday and am not at 100%. I’m Libby, a standard schnauzer (that means I’m bigger than you) who works in a bookstore in Stowe, VT. The book your dad wrote came into the bookstore, and my mom read it to me. She had tears in her eyes, which worried me a little bit, but then she reassured me it was only because you were injured. I’m glad you got better. I showed your book to many customers. It’s one of my favorites in the entire store. Thanks for sharing your story.

Best,

Libby

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MOOSE SAYS: Hey Libby, thanks to you and your mum!. That’s so great. I’m especially pleased I made her cry… (I don’t mean like that). Keep on telling people how great I am, it brings me out in goose pimples

Hi, we are Holly (the one sitting up) and Pip.  We are both rescues. We love your book and your blog.  Keep up the good work Moose.

MOOSE SAYS: now that is a seriously cute photo guys. I’m jealous. What are you trying to do, steal my show??? Thanks for reading!

Hi, we are Holly (the one sitting up) and Pip.  We are both rescues. We love your book and your blog.  Keep up the good work Moose.

MOOSE SAYS: now that is a seriously cute photo guys. I’m jealous. What are you trying to do, steal my show??? Thanks for reading!

top dog

Is my head not round enough?

I’m getting worried that other dogs have much more popular blogs than I do.

Each time I blog I get one or two ‘likes’ on each of my posts.

But there is this dog called Boo who gets about 50,000 ‘likes’ on every one of his posts.They call him ‘the cutest dog in the world’ and he has a perfectly round head.

Maybe i need a perfectly round head too..

Or how about this…

Is your real name Moose?

I think your name is really Marcus XZT, you are 6’ 5” and you were born in 7777 and you are from a future with no moose!  You have come from Planet Moron where you belong, but you are here to raise awareness for Moose and the fact we need to save them!

Sincerely,

Moose Johnson

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FROM MOOSE: You took the words right out of my mouth Mr Johnson….